OFFENSIVE SHADOW
"...IF WE SHADOWS HAVE OFFENDED, THINK THIS AND ALL IS MENDED--THAT YOU HAVE BUT SLUMBERED HERE WHILE THESE VISIONS DID APPEAR, AND THIS THEME NO MORE WEILDING THAN A DREAM."-A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAMPUCK



Jun 21, 2005
bullshitting while i should be working on a paper

You Were Actually Born Under:

THE YEAR OF THE OX:

You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.

You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT: (the pic isn't working)
Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny.
You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective.
Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished.
You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life.

You are most compatible with a Goat or a Pig.



What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

 

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now.


this thing is eerily accurate
ok i'm gonna go do some real work now.

Posted at 09:59 pm by puck

 

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