i want to create a line of not so nice greeting cards like....

wish you were here.

or something along those lines.  :)

i just finished my research for my MARNIE paper.  now i'm doing some last minute procrastination.  i'll probably go out and smoke a cig in a sec.

you know what is great?  masturbation.  don't be embarassed by the word.  it is just letters put together to form a term.  and don't be embarassed by the meaning or thought of it either.  everyone does it, or if not, then everyone should.  no one can truely be expected to love their fellow man without loving one's self first.  and besides, it's freaking great.  i mean yeah ok, so it is not as good as someone causing you to orgasm (and i'm not speaking of intercourse here b/c i wouldn't know about that one, but there are other more effective means of achieving an orgasm than intercourse), but i find that masturbation is a comforting thought.  i mean, it is getting a great sense of pleasure without strings, or rumors, or gossip. just you and whatever you choose to give you an orgasm.  be it a dildo, vibrator, you fingers, well really the possibilities are near endless.  i find that if i can't sleep sometimes masturbation helps, or if i'm being lazy and just can't seem to get out of bed masturbation gives a boost.  so everybody do yourself a favor, isn't about time you did?