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Sep 16, 2005
 HEY THERE MR. BEAVER.
 STOP THE INSANITY!!! (this is in GA.)
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Jun 21, 2005
bullshitting while i should be working on a paper
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THE YEAR OF THE OX:
You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.
You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.
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THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT: (the pic isn't working)
Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny.
You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective.
Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished.
You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life.
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What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
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You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. |
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In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. |
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You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. |
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You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. |
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Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. |
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Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
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In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. |
this thing is eerily accurate
ok i'm gonna go do some real work now.
Posted at 09:59 pm by puck
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May 8, 2005
ok, so this past semester i have gone a kick about female wrestlers in my art work. I am painting a huge watercolor with two old famous female wrestlers. i also did a tryptich in illustration using guache depicting female wrestlers in action. so i decided to dedicate this entry to these lucious ladies of the ring! oh and also b/c there is a movie coming out that i wanna see super bad called LIPSTICK & DYNAMITE: THE FIRST LADIES OF WRESTLING. so yea, i got these images from that page!
( http://www.lipstickanddynamite.com)
LIPSTICK AND DYNAMITE!
First I'll start with the two ladies I am painting in water color:
The Fabulous Moolah and The Great Mae Young.
 This is Moolah. Real Name: Lillian Ellison
Nickname: "The Fabulous Moolah"
Signature wrestling moves: leg lock, knee drop clothesline
Moolah remains one of the prime figures in the history of Women's professional wrestling. Originally, Ellison began her career in the 1950's as a valet and manager; most notably for "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers. Moolah was talented and knowledgeable, devious and vicious, courageous yet cowardly, and she could "work" the crowd like few others, male or female.
In 1983, Vince McMahon, Jr. was taking his newly purchased WWF (currently WWE) national, and he offered Moolah a deal she couldn't refuse. Lillian sold her rights to the Women's World Title in the World Wrestling Federation, and agreed to appear exclusively for the WWE. The Fabulous Moolah still wrestles and makes appearances with the WWE.
 This is Mae.
Real Name: Johnnie Mae Young
Nickname: "The Great Mae Young"
Signature wrestling move: corkscrew leg drop
Born in Sand Springs, OK, Johnnie Mae Young was as strong as she was beautiful. With the attitude of an outlaw, and the strength of a giant, Mae Young grew up a tomboy. Ed “Strangler" Lewis, a family friend, taught Mae how to wrestle, while she was taking a break from kicking field goals for the her high school’s men’s football team.
The Great Mae Young is a face familiar to wrestling fans from four generations. She has wrestled in eight decades, and was the first to train The Fabulous Moolah. Young has helped the careers of many talented wrestling stars and was inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame for her lifetime achievements.
Next up are some other ladies of the ring.
 This here is Ida May Martinez.
Real Name: Ida Selenkow
Nickname: "The Body"
Signature wrestling move: drop kick
One of the most recognized, and beautiful, wrestling stars of the 1950s, Ida May Martinez traveled all over North America taking on the toughest opponents, thrilling wrestling fans wherever she appeared. Introduced to wrestling in 1950 by legendary promoter Billy Wolfe, Ida spent the next ten years between the ropes. In 1952, Ida was recognized as the Mexican Women's Champion.
After hanging up her boots in 1960, Ms. Martinez went on to help early AIDS patients and their families, establish a nursing career, and become a star in western yodeling (where she's known as "The Yodeling Lady"). Today, Ida May Martinez is recognized by numerous organizations for her many contributions to society.
 Here's Ella Waldek in action! Real Name: Elsie Schevchenko
Nickname: "The Policeman"
Signature wrestling move: short arm scissor lift
Born in Custard, WA, Ella Waldek changed her name because “who could stand in a ring and autograph an eleven letter last name?” Her beauty and statuesque figure combined with her skill and style made her attractive to promoters and fans alike.
While performing at the local Roller Derby, as one of the people that went around jamming against other skaters, Ella was offered the opportunity to watch a wrestling match, and thought, “I didn’t even know there was such a thing”. Waldek began training as a wrestler, quickly learning the moves that brought her to stardom. After leaving wrestling Waldek became a private detective and opened her own security agency.
 Meet Gladys "Killem" Gillem.
Real Name: Gladys Gillem Wall
Nickname: Gladys "Killem" Gillem
Signature wrestling move: belly-to-back suplex
The oldest wrestler of her generation, and a pioneer, Gladys “Killem” Gillem has taken more bumps and bruises than any other lady wrestler. At the age of nineteen she left home knowing that there had to be more to life than “taking care of my mother”. Gillem scouted out work at local Carnivals, seeking the spotlight, and obtained many jobs wrestling men and women.
Gladys’ love of the spotlight, and rebellious nature lead her to dangerous occupations throughout her life. Aside from wrestling girls, she also
wrestled bears, alligators and trailed lions for a living. Gladys also made the time to start a family, and is a mother and grandmother.
 And last but not least, Penny Banner. Real Name: Mary Ann Kostecki
Stage name: Penny Banner
Signature wrestling move: full nelson
"Catch as Catch Can"
In 1954 a beautiful twenty-year-old platinum blond named Mary Ann Kostecki stepped into the squared circled for the first time. Having grown up in St. Louis, Missouri, she had never even witnessed a women's wrestling match before, much less competed in one. She earned a sterling reputation as a strong and powerful athlete with the looks of a Hollywood starlet. After accepting an offer from Billy Wolfe, she changed her name to Penny Banner.
Significant titles benchmark Penny’s career in wrestling, and athletics. Title after title, championship upon championship, mainly the First World AWA women's Championship. Penny truly embodies what it is to be an athlete. Currently a Senior Olympian, Penny Banner is one of the most popular and
well-loved women in women's sports. In July of 2004 she premiered her book, more information is available on her website at www.bannerdays.com.
Isn't life grand?
Posted at 06:27 pm by puck
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Apr 26, 2005
the first thing i want to post is that I AM SUPER PROUD of a friend of mine who came out! i get a huge smile just thinking about it!! i am so happy for you, if you ever read this! and i'll only post that on here b/c i know you came out to "everyone" but still, this is the blog of mine with the least amount of traffic. so congrats!!
next up: points of a good day (kinda like heather and janea's day points but not really)
1. when walking alone, it is best to to take big definite steps. kinda like stomping but with more bounce in them. to do so you pull your knee up higher than usual and step out in front of you with a solid step putting your weight into it. you kinda move side to side when doing this.
2. walking like this makes a smooth transition to skipping which is always recommended.
3. when an idea hits, no matter how trivial (i.e. "i'm hungry") stop whatever your doing and pause. then announce this idea to the world. not screaming just stating.
4. admire your rainboots. if you don't have any, then admire mine!
5.smile at your thoughts. it makes you feel good and who knows! maybe someone else will start to smile too!
6. laugh out loud at your thoughts. it makes you feel good and people look at you funny. then inevitably (sp?) they too start to laugh!
7. if you find your self just standing somewhere, do a twirl. trust me
8. puddles are the goddess's way of saying "have fun!" so go ahead and jump!
9. find a spinning chair and FREAKIN SPIN!!
10. listen to the Killers
11. smile once every hour at least for your friends. they deserve it, don't they? even if they aren't around.
12. get inspired. it does wonders for the mind!
i could go on for ever, and i would too, but i should probably be a bit more productive at work. since you know, that is where i am. smooches!
Posted at 11:59 am by puck
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Apr 21, 2005
i wish the flowers could stay. stay forever, filling the air with their fragant scents. stay forever, painting the world with their brilliant colors. stay forver, caressing my hand and face with their satiny soft petals. stay forever, filling the senses.
don't get me wrong, i love the green of summer. it is so full of color, not just green. next time you think about it, really look at the green leaves on a tree. there are so many other colors! red, blue, violet, yellow, orange...just look, really look and you'll see it too.
but the flowers make me feel like there is hope in this world for someone like me who has yet to fully bloom. and when they begin to wilt and disappear i feel like i've missed my chance blossom.
the eternal spring of my life is never as beautiful as the fleeting spring of reality.
Posted at 02:20 pm by puck
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Apr 19, 2005
found this pic and thought it was freakin awesome
Posted at 04:15 pm by puck
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Apr 18, 2005
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Apr 12, 2005
i'm not sitting at my normal computer thanks to someone who's name starts with a "c" and ends with an "armen" but oh well, silver lining! no one can sneak up on me back here. ok so the desk sucks and there is no leg room and this pc doesn't have speakers so i can't listen to my music, but i can play on the internet till my lil heart is content. yay!
| You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... |
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus. |
| Your Rising Sign is Pisces |
Dreaming and introspective, you're often lost in your thoughts.
Which is okay by you... you're inner world is pretty darn awesome.
And while you are inwardly confident, sometimes you seem a bit unsure.
People often handle you more delicately than they need to.
You love luxury, and even if you're a bit broke, you want things to look "rich."
Mysterious and demure, you keep secrets about yourself to remain an enigma. |
| Your Inner European is Russian! |
Mysterious and exotic.
You've got a great balance of danger and allure. |
| Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male |
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! |
| Your Seduction Style: The Natural |
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. |
| You Are 21 Years Old |
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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
lol, close but not there yet.
| You Know You're From Mississippi When... |
You've been to or know about the towns of: Hot Coffee, Whynot, Soso, Shuqualak, Okalona, and Noxapater.
When someone talks about The Flag, you know exactly what flag they're refering to.
In any given parking lot, every third car has a Flag bumpersticker.
Your neighbor (or yourself) has the Confederate battle flag in his yard and nothing else.
You eat coon hash.
You know where chittlins come from.
You know it's coke, not "pop", or "soda."
You know pop is a noise or an action (ie the coon popped out of his hole), not a soft drink.
You can tell, purely by accent, whether a person is from the Black Belt, the Red Clay Hills, the Piney Woods, or the Delta.
You know that the Delta is not the one below New Orleans.
Your church's attendance is reduced by half on opening day of bow season.
The preacher is not there on opening day of gun season.
The last time it snowed, you took fifteen photos and put some in your freezer for old time's sake.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
There is a trampoline in your neighbor's back yard.
Teenagers refer to the bus as the "cheese wagon," and refuse to ride it.
You only know five spices--salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ Sauce and hot sauce.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Mississippi. |
i don't know about some of these...
| You Are Best Described By... |
San Giorgio Maggiore, Twilight
By Claude Monet |
**time out from the quizzes...pooping is a great stress reliever. oh and get over it, everybody poops and if they don't then that just aint healthy! time in**
| You Are a Chihuahua Puppy |
Small, high strung, and loyal.
You do best in the city with a adults - young kids could crush you! |
| Your Element Is Fire |
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.
You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.
Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.
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You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric.
You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude.
Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential.
Just don't let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you'll alienate everyone.
Your original thinking and funky attitude is all you need to be you.
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lol, too funny.
you're single because you
You live alone and like it, thanksverymuch. Well, at least some of the time. You prefer coming and going as you please, and you don't like to be controlled or held responsible for someone else's schedule or needs. After all, you probably have plenty of friends, a satisfying career (or other projects to occupy your time), and you may simply not have room for another person right now — unless of course they can bend to meet your routine exactly. Does this sound familiar?
While we admire your go-it-alone attitude — and your carefree, open-minded spirit — you may be shutting out others from your life without realizing it. You never know, maybe if you met the right person you could learn to grow together — while holding onto your hard-earned independence.
your celebrity look is the Mysterious Look!
Who can say what goes on behind that Mysterious Look? No one for sure, because you love to keep them guessing. Your secretive ways are as intriguing as your exotic beauty. Maybe it's your deep, dreamy eyes, or maybe it's that elusive smile that hides something more. As a nonconformist by nature, you tend to fuse different fashions into unique combinations that express the real you—marrying the vintage with the modern or the classic with the eclectic. Like your celebrity counterparts, Winona Ryder and Juliette Binoche, you're always open to intelligent discussion and experimental jewelry and makeup. By playing up your intense features with deep lipsticks and an alluring eye shadow, you're both captivating and unpredictable.
in your soap opera scenario, you're
Whether it's brought on by a club to the head, strange brain virus, or freak ski accident, every soap character seems to fall into, and out of, a coma at some point.
While you may not spend most of your time in a vegetative state (or do you?), you're like The Person in a Coma because you're a true fighter. Or a true schemer — "playing dead" by kicking back in that comfy bed while others wring their hands, forgive your sins and debts, and take care of business for you. Really it's ingenious.
But whether you're faking it, or really are in a coma, there's no question: you don't give up easily. If your hubby marries another women while you're a fixture in the ICU, you'll come to with a plan to get him back. Or to marry his younger more successful brother. Or the town millionaire for that matter. You rise to the occasion whatever the obstacle, and secretly might even challenge people to bring it on. Ultimately, you can handle anything life throws your way. So while you're in that hospital bed, better rest up. Never know when you'll have to surprise everyone again — waking up with your fighting spirit, and better than ever!
ok, enough of that, i'm off work! yay! later!
Posted at 03:47 pm by puck
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Apr 7, 2005
oh where oh where can my baby be?
the lord took her away from me
she's gone to heaven
so i've got to good...
good song. lot's of good songs on my launchcast player today.
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Your movie star name: Girl Scout Cookies Samuel |
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Your fashion designer name is Mary Venice |
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Your socialite name is Lynnie Pooh New Orleans |
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Your fly girl / guy name is M Bra |
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Your detective name is Kackapoo Clinton |
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Your barfly name is Gold Brick Egg Margaritta |
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Your soap opera name is Evelyn Melrose Pl |
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Your rock star name is Peanut Butter M&ms Cheetah |
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Your Star Wars name is Martap Braedd |
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Your punk rock band name is The Apathetic Dildo |
Your Boobies' Names Are: Elvis
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You Are 55% Normal
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While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself
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You Will Die at Age 64 |
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You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
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If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!
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i had some others, but the pix didn't show up on them so i said SCREW IT!
i know this is on my livejournal entry for today, but i really really want to go outside and play in the puddles right now. really really badly. like i need it to survive. like my life is dependent upon my being able to get outside and get wet. sigh.
Posted at 03:34 pm by puck
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Apr 4, 2005
i want to create a line of not so nice greeting cards like....
wish you were here.
or something along those lines. :)
i just finished my research for my MARNIE paper. now i'm doing some last minute procrastination. i'll probably go out and smoke a cig in a sec.
you know what is great? masturbation. don't be embarassed by the word. it is just letters put together to form a term. and don't be embarassed by the meaning or thought of it either. everyone does it, or if not, then everyone should. no one can truely be expected to love their fellow man without loving one's self first. and besides, it's freaking great. i mean yeah ok, so it is not as good as someone causing you to orgasm (and i'm not speaking of intercourse here b/c i wouldn't know about that one, but there are other more effective means of achieving an orgasm than intercourse), but i find that masturbation is a comforting thought. i mean, it is getting a great sense of pleasure without strings, or rumors, or gossip. just you and whatever you choose to give you an orgasm. be it a dildo, vibrator, you fingers, well really the possibilities are near endless. i find that if i can't sleep sometimes masturbation helps, or if i'm being lazy and just can't seem to get out of bed masturbation gives a boost. so everybody do yourself a favor, isn't about time you did?
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the LYN is a college student at Mississippi University for Women (admitting men since 1982). She is a graphic design major, and begrudgingly a member a social club called the Highlanders (but in their defense they are a cool group of girls). Also, the LYN would like for you to know she does not give a care for what you think, just so long as you do think. Thinking is good. Good like toast. Mmmm, toast. The End.
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